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- 2008/12/12 22:37
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何だかすごいメールが来ましたよ。英国のHoly Trinity Catholic Churchの故Engr. Mark Edward氏の遺産管財人が私めにUS$850,000,00（カンマの位置が変なのだが・・・?）を下さるのだそうです。過去にお会いしたことがあるはずだとか・・・?今にもつぶれそうなKFCとしてはありがたいお申し出ではあるのだが（笑）。ドル安が進行中ですが、一体幾らナンだろ?計算の苦手なDr.Lukeとしては困ったものだ（夢見代として年末ジャンボを買おうか知らん）。前文掲載しておきます：
HOLY TRINITY CATHOLIC CHURCH
#124 STRAND STREET LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM (UK).CONGRATULATION.
Dearest in the lord
BEQUEST NOTIFICATION/PAYMENTCalvary Greetings, On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Mark Edward, I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter to you Through the Post Office was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you via your e-mail address.
I wish to notify you that late Engr.Mark Edward made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of Eight Hundred and fifty Thousand Dollars (US$850,000,00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will. Being a widely traveled man,mainly in America he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good.
Engr.Mark Edward until his death was a former managing director and pioneer staff of a giant Construction Company. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Engr. Mark Edward died on the 9th day of February 2003 at the age of 72 years, and his Will is now ready for execution. According to him this money is to support your Christian activities and to help the poor and the needy.
Please If I reach you as I am hopeful; endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable the immediate execution of your portion of the bequest for earlier disbursement by the Paying Bank. You should forward along your telephone and fax numbers, including a proof to confirm your identity as the beneficiary in question and your current mailing address if different from the above. Proof of Identity should be either clergy ID or International passport or drivers License.
Send machine copy or identity proof by attachment via E-mail. On demand I would send you the Obituary notice of Late Mark Edward for your perusal and maybe you would recognize him. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.YOURS IN HIS VINEYARD,
REV.FR JOHN SMITH
SMMM PARISH PRIEST
しかしこの差出人のご尊名、何とかして欲しいが（「田中一郎」のレベルだよ）。
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